I couldn't be more thrilled to finally be part of this thing they call the "information superhighway." It's particularly amazing to me, me being a begrudging technical dinosaur. Internet? What is that? Something you catch fish with, right? World Wide Web? Aw, that's the name of one of those global conspiracies. The only act of computer processing that I'm confident about is, well, there's this round plastic button on the big box and when you push it the big screen comes on and all of a sudden you can write stuff. Does it sound like I have a masters in computer engineering? I'm a computer caveman, in other words: God I miss my trusty old Smith-Corona manual typewriter! Until recently, I thought a message board was that cork thing at the laundromat where you tack up notes with your phone number on it when you got some old furniture to sell. So please try to understand my simpleton's awe and wonder. This is a big deal for me! Care of Necro Publications, I have this new Web site, and I think it's pretty dang cool. It's got a bunch of pictures of me (in varying facial-hair states and belt sizes), and it's got lots of info about yours truly, as well as a bibliography of damn near all of my work. As a whole, the site functions as a means for all my veritable dozens of fans out there to get the scoop on what I've done, find out the latest info about what I've got coming up, and what I'm shooting for in the near and distant future. You can find out where to get the books and stories of mine that are still available, read excerpts and prologues for my most recently contracted material, even see the covers of all my novels, plus all the anthologies and mags I've appeared in, and lots more. Give us some time, though; a lot of it is up right now, but it'll take a little while until the whole kit'n caboodle is completely in place. Until that time comes, I hope you like it and stop back on occasion. And I hope you dig this site as much as I do. Thanks for taking the time to check it out. Wait a minute. What's this? Holy cow! A gray square just appeared on my screen, and it says that I've performed an illegal operation. They got the wrong guy! I'm not a doctor!
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